Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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