Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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