Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Semen is not good for contacts.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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