its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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