Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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