C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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