I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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