Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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