I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
