White coat. Heels.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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