I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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