a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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