i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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