can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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