laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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