idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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