Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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