walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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