I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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