My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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