Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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