everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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