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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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