Nicole vs. Life
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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