you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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