hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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