I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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