Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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