plz talk dirty to me
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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