Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just want nice things and good sex
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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