Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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