Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
