I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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