I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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