ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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