And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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