I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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