I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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