I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
