Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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