I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
As shirtless as possible
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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