Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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