HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
