If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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