I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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