so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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