Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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