Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We don't watch enough power rangers
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