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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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