he puts the penis in happiness.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
