I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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