Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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