guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
