once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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