I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i dont even know how to be here
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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