I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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