just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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